OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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