Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
of course. lets lasso hookers.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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