Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
