How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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