why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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