So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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