we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Randomize
