Can i not drive my cunt home
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I enjoy the company of your penis
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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