She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
you have to choose: penises or morals?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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