haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
His hands were made for my vagina.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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