it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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