i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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