would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
