If i come over, it means nothing
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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