All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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