It's like a parade of train wrecks.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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