her vagine was all disorganized.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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