the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i think i scared a bird with my dick
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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