erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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