If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
vagina is talking i cant
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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