This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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