suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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