How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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