what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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