But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
