Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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