Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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