State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize