You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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