Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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