"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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