Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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