you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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