great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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