She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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