how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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