So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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