she woke up with a sticky ear
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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