The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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