Me too!
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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