i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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