Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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