I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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