bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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