That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I CAN MOONWALK!
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I would ride that face into the sunset
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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