hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
my being single is dangerous.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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