but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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