The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
worst night to have a conscience
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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