Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
it was like eating out sand paper
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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