and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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