I'm really into asian looking animals
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
So here I am, sexting at work.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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