i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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