drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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