Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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